To buy or not to buy

There is an edition of an XBox mag that has trial copies of a couple of games and one of which is F.E.A.R. It is taking all of my willpower to not rush back down there and buy it. We all know what it going to happen though.. and when it does we all know who will be called (ahem jamie ahem), simply because I can't face it alone. The title says it all...

More to come... have to go to dinner with a friend now.

"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men....Men are like a fine wine.They begin as grapes, and it's up to women stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable have dinner with."

Thought that was hilarious and wanted to share it with you.